Who out there has routine, normal vacations? Free of stress and distress, with smooth sightseeing tours, or quiet lounging on a beach chair, reading a novel? Not me.
I've mentioned now and then that my travels all seem to be exciting, and not always in a good way. This Caribbean beach trip is no exception.
May I digress long enough to direct you to a previous blog post: "Paradise Found." Like I described in that post, here I am again in "paradise," on a semi-tropical island with coconut palms swaying in the breeze, gentle surf lapping against the white sand, clear turquoise water..... and itching like mad from sunburn and a dozen sand flea bites.
But that's not what this post is about. It's about adventures (and mis-adventures) with Pope. The first incident came quickly: Pope left his brand-new jacket in the shared airport van. I did some research to track down the driver. She asked "Was it black, with a white sailboat logo?" Yes. She had found it on the seat at the last stop, where the last four people got out. She asked if it belonged to any of them, and a young woman said, "it's mine!" and took it.
I believe the driver's story. She was a nice, courteous person and an excellent negotiator of narrow, hilly, winding roads hogged by reckless drivers.
The next day, another incident. No doubt deliberately designed to test my patience and move my stress meter in the direction of dis-stress. Or maybe Pope is just oblivious to the concept of vacationing normally, in paradise or anywhere.
At the local Yacht Club, he and his friend, who we are staying with, launched two Sunfish sailboats. These are small, one-person crafts. I was offered one too and declined, explaining that I am the author of the renowned "Reluctant Sailor" blog. The wind was blowing steadily. I planned to go swimming instead.
Within 45 seconds of launch, Pope's Sunfish had overturned and he was in the water. He is an excellent sailor, a regular cruiser and racer, but it has been a few years since he sailed a small boat sensitive to every whiff.
I paused on the swimming plan. I thought, "Maybe I'll just watch and see what happens." (Do you see a pattern here--that my most exciting "adventures" involve Pope? If you are skeptical, may I refer you to my blog posts from our sailboat cruising years, especially 2013 and 2014.)
I sat down and watched. Pope's Sunfish overturned a couple more times. This is not abnormal; those boats are powerhorses in strong wind. It takes strength and dexterity to right the boat and climb aboard--which are in short supply when you're an octogenarian with osteoporosis. The third time the boat went over, I saw him struggling to get aboard. I found out later that he got hit in the head with the boom.
To quickly dispense with Pope's part of the story: he was picked up by a passing motorboat; his younger, stronger friend retrieved the Sunfish; and Pope's wounds got patched up.
Now, my part of the story: Pope's expensive snorkel gear, with $100 prescription lenses, had tumbled out of the boat and sunk. Pope couldn't search for it because he can't see the bottom without his prescription mask.
From shore, I had seen roughly where the accident occurred, near some rocks about 1/4 mile from the beach.
The next day, while Pope was in sailing class, I donned my snorkel gear, swam out to the approximate area, and methodically searched the bottom, swimming back and forth for an hour. Of course I took note of the spotted and striped fish along the way. The water was clear and 15-20 feet deep. The bottom was rocky and craggy in some places--hard to spot anything except fish--and flat and grassy in other spots.
Fortunately, the snorkel gear had sunk in a flat grassy spot! I was thrilled to find the gear, whose blue and black colors stood out against the green grass.
I paused, treading water and thinking; actually wishing that a young athletic type would just happen to come along, perhaps snorkeling for fish, and proudly agree to demonstrate his masculinity by diving for my treasure. No luck.
Eventually, rather than give up on my treasure, I tried to dive to the bottom myself. Got about halfway down. I was never good at diving.
I carefully determined my location by taking readings on objects in four directions--sailboats on moorings, rocks on shore. Then swam to shore and began part two of my adventure: searching for a diver by making friends on the beach.
The first two people with snorkel gear didn't speak English. A young, macho athletic type was working at the beach hut that rented snorkel gear. He badly wanted to prove his stuff: "I spearfish out there; I can free dive to 25 feet!!" Unfortunately, he had to work until dark.
I chatted up a couple from Vancouver with snorkel gear under their chairs. Bingo! The young man was "happy to try it." And he did. He swam out with me and retrieved the gear. He made the dive look easy--once I found the spot again. On the way back to the beach, we took our time and identified parrot fish, sergeant majors, groupers, and a majestic (but invasive and venomous) lionfish.
(Photo by Dave Bryan, from the NPS website)
Today, Day 4, I'm enjoying a quiet afternoon and a peanut butter and banana sandwich on a deserted, somewhat hidden beach. (Yes there are sand fleas.) Pope is out racing with his class; they took their snorkel gear to make a stop at a reef off St. John. He has his gear! Yay!
I'm storing up my energy. Tonight, I'm having dinner with Pope and his sailboat racing class.
Who knows what additional adventures they have in store?